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53rd ANNUAL INTERGALACTIC MAD SCIENCE FAIR
β§ο½₯οΎ: *β§ο½₯οΎ:* ABOUT THE FAIR *:ο½₯οΎβ§*:ο½₯οΎβ§
After 52 cycles of cosmic chaos, the Intergalactic Mad Science Fair has finally made planetfall on Earth! Founded by the enigmatic Grand Maelstrom, this celebration of unbridled genius has previously lit up locations like:
- The Null-Gravity Ballroom (orbiting Black Hole GX-1138)
- The Crystal Caverns of Sentience (Planet Geminon IV)
- The Quantum Superposition Pavilion (Everywhere & Nowhere)
- The Bioluminescent Gardens (Sentient World-Pod Floros)
Earth was chosen for its "unique burgeoning potential for applied absurdity" and "delightfully flexible approach to regulations."
This is your chance to showcase your most glorious creations on a fresh, unsuspecting world!
We're all mad here!
β§ο½₯οΎ: *β§ο½₯οΎ:* ENTER THE COMPETITION *:ο½₯οΎβ§*:ο½₯οΎβ§
Unleash your warped genius! Submit your application and project summary by SEPTEMBER 25.
Requirements:
- Must be a certified MAD SCIENTIST (all species welcome)
- Project must fit in 5x5 ft space (physical or digital)
- Costumes must be original (franchise-inspired OK)
- Prepare a dazzlingly deranged presentation
β§ο½₯οΎ: *β§ο½₯οΎ:* MEET OUR JUDGES *:ο½₯οΎβ§*:ο½₯οΎβ§
Human(ish) temporal mechanics specialist. Known for inventing the "Deja-Brew" coffee maker that makes coffee that you feel like you've already drunk... twice.
Sentient protoplasmic amoeboid from Swamp World Sigma. Won Fair #38 with "Self-Replicating Sentient Pudding" (later solidified after they formed a union).
Arboroid from Sirius B. Former villain turned "Sustainable Doomsday" advocate. Won Fair #47 for his "Solar-Powered Terraforming Drill".
β§ο½₯οΎ: *β§ο½₯οΎ:* PAST WINNERS *:ο½₯οΎβ§*:ο½₯οΎβ§
Project: The Infinite Improbability Improver - Took a standard drive and made it unpredictably reliable. (Location: The Spires of Statistical Certainty). Humans know the effect β ever have your keys vanish only to appear in the fridge? Blame Zorblax!
Project: Fungal Network Instantaneous Communication Spores. Sent telepathic memes across light-years. Went viral (literally) for a decade. (Location: The Mycelium Nexus). The reason why the memes you store on your phone seem to multiply.
Project: The Self-Perpetuating Perpetual Motion Teapot. Actually worked... by subtly draining minor background dimensional energies. Still brewing somewhere. (Location: The Clockwork Citadel of Chronos).
β§ο½₯οΎ: *β§ο½₯οΎIMSF FAQ *:ο½₯οΎβ§*:ο½₯οΎβ§
2. SHOUT "SCIENCE!" (legally recognized exclamation)
3. USE the "Temporal Undo Button"
4. APOLOGIZE with snacks (humans in this region of Earth value pepperoni rolls)